Brilliant.
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4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW - MAKE ME AN OFFER!!! (UNIVERSAL STUDIOS)
This is the chance of a lifetime to own your very own late night talk show — guaranteed to last for up to seven months! Really must see to appreciate.
Information for potential buyers:
Measures 100’ x 100’ x 32’ — plenty of room for a futon!
Designed for 11:35 but can be easily moved
Band can be sold separately
Buyer must honor Barry Manilow booking next Thursday
MAKE ME YOUR BEST OFFER! (Also willing to trade for Coldplay tickets.)
Location: UNIVERSAL STUDIOS it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1553543187
/via @danhacker
